1. How did you end up here?
I tried to be a sound engineer. I failed. I tried to be an Instagram model. I failed. I tried to be a fishmonger. I failed. Now, I am trying to be a funny writer. So far, I am failing.
2. Name three words that you describe you.
She is trying
3. How do you think your colleagues would describe you?
Doesn’t she look like an ugly version of Rita from Arrested Development?
4. If you could be anywhere other than here, right this minute, where would you be?
5. What do you think are the best skills that you bring to your job?
I don’t know? I haven’t given up on life totally just yet?
6. How do you want people to remember you?
Fondly, I guess?