Manny Rhumquat

1.  How did you end up here?

I had a good career as a Youtuber. Unfortunately, I ruined it by being an absolute douchebro. I now have to write for this shitty website just to be able to pay my rent.

2.  Name three words that you describe you.

Handsome Single Loser

3.  How do you think your colleagues would describe you?

Sad Delusional Single Loser

4.  If you could be anywhere other than here, right this minute, where would you be?

Hawaii?

5.  What do you think are the best skills that you bring to your job?

This website is shite… You don’t need skills to work for it!

6.  How do you want people to remember you?

I hope I’ll do something with my life after I quit this dumpster. Then hopefully, people will remember me for that thing I will do after.