Adam Youmak

1.  How did you end up here?

I used to be a cyborg in a violent, near-apocalyptic Detroit. I fought against an evil corporation called Omni Consumer Products. After freeing myself, I started writing satire a way to heal my pain.

2.  Name three words that you describe you.

Organic and biomechatronic

3.  How do you think your colleagues would describe you?

Organic and biomechatronic

4.  If you could be anywhere other than here, right this minute, where would you be?

Into the room where people working with Trump bitch behind his back

5.  What do you think are the best skills that you bring to your job?

My physical abilities extended beyond normal human limitations

6.  How do you want people to remember you?

“He tried his best at making a good coffee”