First, lets have this out of the way. This is a satire website. Which means we make up the stories we write. They are spoof news. Not real. Nothing we write on this website is to be believed. It is for entertainment only. It is aimed at people over 18 years old able to use common sense and humor.
Q: How can I contact you?
Q : You suck
A: We do.
Q : You’re not funny
A: And yet you are the one reading us, not the other way around.
Q: Get a real job
A: If you are a quinoa bar owner or Donald Trump’s social media manager, you first.
Q : So you are the 5000th website trying to write spoof news
A: We have made our own website because we are not talented enough to write for the Onion. We know it. You know it. Now could you humor us, please and thank you.
Q: You’re stupid. You obviously write fake things.
A: Good job Sherlock. It is written at the bottom of each page and in the about section. We are sorry you got an ouchie to your feelings because you believed it was true. But you have to look at yourself in the mirror if you believe “Mormon Sues Uranus” might actually relate to a real event.
Q:Where do you get your pictures from?
Q: You’re lame
A : Lame people deserve to be happy too.
Q : Why are you so angry?
A: We’re sorry, we didn’t mean to be so sassy. Please enjoy our website and have a wonderful day, you beautiful soul.