Throwing up Kittens Saved my Couple a Few Times Man Says

Manchester, United Kingdom – Marlon Sweeper, 26, has the ability to throw up kittens when he wants. The amazing skill, which might seem a bit gross, has turned out to be the best thing to ever happen to the graphic designer.

“Actually, I didn’t realise I could do that until about 3 years ago”, Marlon recalls. “One day, I was having a fight with my girlfriend. I said something I shouldn’t have said. Obviously, I regretted it straight away. I could see my girlfriend was about to break-up with me. At that moment, I felt a lump in my throat, as I often did before. I thought it was just sadness. But this time I felt the urge to push. When I did, I threw up a kitten. My girlfriend and I were so surprised, we forgot about our fight. It worked every time since, it’s the best thing ever”.

Even though the special gift is mostly useful, it does come with some side effects.

“We do have 6 cats now and we probably will have some more in the future”, Marlon says. “And let’s face it, the process of throwing up kittens is gross. I also have a lot of hair stuck in my throat for weeks after each kitten. But it is totally worth it. I can get away with anything!”.