Democrat Woman Turns Into Sarah Huckabee Sanders Every Night

Nashville, Tennessee – Dolores Marsker is a proud democrat, like the rest of her family. She is living a nightmare since she started sleepwalking, 3 weeks ago, acting like Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

“I woke up one morning and my husband was looking at me weirdly”, Dolores remembers. “When I asked him what was wrong, he said I should know. I had no idea! He saw how confused I was so he explained to me that I woke him up in the middle of the night and defended Donald Trump saying “shithole countries”. I would never do that! I was so shocked, I thought that he was playing a joke on me. We decided to leave it there as we had to go to work”.

Unfortunately for Dolores, the same thing would happen the next night. And the one after.

“It has happened every night since that day”, Dolores explains. “I know my husband isn’t lying because he filmed me. I also have called all my family members at one point or another. This is beyond embarrassing. I bought a wig, a pink suit and pearls while sleepwalking. Every morning, I wake up disguised as Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Every night, I rant about Donald Trump being honest. I put the TV on and call everything fake news made up by the democrats to try to get rid of the best President ever. I hold pretend press conferences in the living room during which I defend Donald Trump”.

Dolores believes that she is acting this way because of a particularly stressful time at work. An explanation her family has a hard time believing.

“My family is mad at me”, she says. “I explained to them that I had no control over it but they believe it’s my deepest thoughts coming out when I’m sleeping. It isn’t. I almost wish my pearls would strangle me in my sleep, that would end my nightmare”.

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