Actor Alec Baldwin, Tired of Having a Career, Defends Woody Allen

New York – As more and more people demand Hollywood to stop ignoring Woody Allen’s scandal, one actor, Alec Baldwin, has decided to seize the opportunity to shoot himself in the foot and probably end his career.

“Woody Allen was investigated forensically by two states (NY and CT) and no charges were filed”, the soon-to-be ex-actor tweeted today. “The renunciation of him and his work, no doubt, has some purpose. But it’s unfair and sad to me. I worked w WA 3 times and it was one of the privileges of my career”

The message, which came after no one asked him anything, surprised a lot of people who thought that maybe Alec Baldwin had other intentions than defending the controversial filmmaker.

“You’ve got me”, Alec Baldwin admitted later. “I am tired of acting. Actually, I have that big new project. I want to have a farm. And raise a lot of cute Alpacas. I don’t want people to come and bother me all the time. So I thought that leaving on a really bad note could help me avoid fans harassing me. I also don’t want to be tempted to make a come back. Defend Woody Allen and ruin my career seems like the perfect way to never be offered a role ever again”.