“We Are Pregnant” Really Annoying Couple Announces

Alexandria, Minnesota – Darla and Maxim Quavit, 31, have some amazing news to share. After 6 years together and 2 years of marriage, Darla is finally pregnant. And the annoying couple have found the most irritating way to announce it to all their friends and family!

“We are pregnant!”, Maxim announced proudly on Facebook. “We found out a week ago. First thing in the morning, we went to the toilet and we peed on the stick. The whole time, we were staring into each other’s eyes, it was so deep and romantic. We can’t wait to go through the all process, feel the baby move, give birth.  This is all so exciting”.

Denying basic medical facts, Maxim kept on pretending that he was indeed pregnant too. The annoying couple’s friends are already worried that the next 8 months are going to be long. Really long.

“We are so surprised but so happy”, Maxim continues. “We always wanted to be pregnant. Obviously, we are a bit emotional. But guess what, it will probably get only worse with pregnancy hormones, Haha! For now, we are learning everything we can on how to prepare for the most healthy birth possible. Do we want to do prenatal Yoga or just walk? And do we want a vaginal birth or C-section? Do we want an epidural or not? So many decisions for us to take!”