Washington – Donald Trump is going to meet a team of experts in buttons, after a tweet showing off his total lack of knowledge on how the little things work.
“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”, Donald Trump says in his tweet.
Thomas Frankenson, Director of the San Diego Team of Experts in Buttons, is excited at the great opportunity he is offered.
“As an expert in buttons, you don’t imagine you will have anything to do with the White House, ever”, Dr. Frankenson explains. “But then came Donald Trump! We have worked all night to make sure we created a fun and interactive lesson. We want to make sure that Donald really understands how buttons work. How their size doesn’t matter. How a button that launches a Nuclear Bomb can’t be more powerful than another button that launches a Nuclear Bomb. That kind of stuff”.
The experts in buttons will also discuss about security with the President.
“We will explain how important security is”, Dr. Frankenson says. “Especially if young children can have access to it. We will teach him how crucial it is that the button is kept in a locked cabinet, not accessible without a responsible adult’s supervision”.