Dog Pretending to Have a Human Body Believes he’s Original

Portland, Maine – In his latest attempt to be funny, Grumpfy the dog has posted on Instagram a picture of himself pretending to have a human body.

“It’s so lame”, Michael, one of his friends, says. “He always posts that kind of pictures. It’s embarrassing. We have to tell him we find it funny or he will never stop whining about it. We get it, you sat down on a human’s face and you pretend you have hands. He is such an attention seeker! And it really is not that funny. It’s cringeworthy”.

Grumpfy, still oblivious to his friends and followers’ irritation, is proud of his imagination.

“People love it when I pull the kind of prank on them”, Grumpfy says. “I don’t want to disappoint anyone. I make sure I post at least one funny picture a week, more if I have time. Sometimes I pretend that I hold a monument between my fingers. Other times, I make it look like I am falling backward when hiking on a mountain, that kind of things. It brings people a little bit of fun and it shows my quirky personality. Pretending you’re a dog with a human body is always a big hit”.

This Christmas, Grumpfy has big plans to surprise his friends with his greetings card.

“I am going to pretend that I am putting Christmas lights outside my house”, Grumpfy says. “I will be falling down the ladder, tangled in the wires. It’s going to be hilarious. I can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction to it”.