Police to Suspend Calm Your Tits Down Operation

Minneapolis, Minnesota – It has only last less than a month! Minneapolis Chief of Police has announced that they would suspend their “Calm Your Tits Down” operation after 23 squirrels have been shot dead.

“It seemed like a good idea at first but we didn’t notice a huge difference in the number of police brutality complaints”, the chief of police explains. “We just got more problems with the rangers of the national park where we were doing our retreats because of all the squirrels the officers killed”.

And this wasn’t the only reason the police department decided to stop their out of the box solution to reduce acts of police brutality.

“We had complaints about the name we chose. It seems like it might be offensive to some people. I can see, now that it has been pointed out to me, how naming our operation “calm your tits down” might have been a bad idea”

Minneapolis Police Department hasn’t found a new solution to help its officer with anger issues or low tolerance to being surprised.

“We will think hard and I am sure we will find something”, an officer says.

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