Missy McHairballspitter is Fucking Done With Your Shit, Donna

Calgary, Alberta, Canada – Missy McHairballspitter has decided today that enough was enough. The cat has been seen refusing to sit down next to a clown doll for a photoshoot Donna, his housemate, has been trying to organise for the last 6 hours on the front lawn.

“Missy has been complaining for a while now”, a neighbour, who has asked to remain anonymous, explains. “First of all, he is a male. He isn’t sure if Donna was trying to be funny or if she is just dumb but either way, he hates the name Missy McHairballspitter. He also hates that a person who can’t stand up from the sofa without tripping on her trousers believes that she is the smart one in the house”.

Donna, 37, doesn’t understand why Missy suddenly refuses to cooperate.

“She has always been such a good cat. I bath her every week, take a lot of selfie with her then put on Facebook. I even enter her in beauty competitions. We are having so much fun. I don’t know what is happening to her today”.

As the hours pass, the situation doesn’t change and everyone starts to worry for the peace in the neighbourhood.

“It is hard to watch, Missy won’t change his mind, Donna is upset, the clown looks sad. It is a hard situation for everyone involved, really”, the neighbour says.

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